Loki's Boredom

You have been chosen by the Gods... your band of Chosen Ones have recieved divine powers. Because you have a mission: save all of humanity and be covered in Glory. Your powers will help you strike your foes and complete your task.

Unfortunately for you, the God who took you under their wing is the father of jokes Loki. He's been bored, lately. So the power he gave you is more ridiculous and stupid than grandiose. But you'll have to manage... At least yours is better than this guy, whose lore tells you he could turn into a bidet. Isn't it?